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    Wednesday, September 14, 2011

    Still standing... (unless I'm hallucinating)

    Well, we're into the second half of TIFF and starting to suffer from lapses of concentration, judgment, and consciousness (possibly all at the same time).  I know I say this every year but, here's a few things to keep in mind that just might help you thru to day 11:

    1. Take naps whenever you can (especially if the movie is boring because the next one might be great and you don't want to nod off for that)
    2. Try smiling from time to time, it does put you and those around you into a better state of mind.
    3. Keep saying "thank you", it does make a difference.
    4. Hydrate (my rule of thumb this festival has been one cup of water for every cup of coffee...so far it's kept me from feeling like complete garbage)
    5. Try to keep some greens in your diet and large quantities of sugar out (I've eaten salad 4 days out of 7 and refrained from pestering the Lindt chocolate makers at the Elgin)

    Well, that's probably the last semi-coherent thing you'll get out of me for the rest of the festival.  Keep tweeting/msg-ing me with your movie reviews!  It's been great running into so many of you!

    Happy TIFF-ing!

    Thursday, September 8, 2011

    TIFF Packing List

    Wait, this isn't my travel blog, why is there a packing list here you ask?

    First off, happy TIFF-mas everyone! (I stole that from one of my friends on Facebook, likely Jonny)  Festival '11 is finally upon us and I look forward to seeing many familiar faces in the ticketholders line of Restless tonight! 

    If you're like me and many of my friends, you have films and other film-related commitments all lined up for the next 11 days.  You're not even sure how to make it from one movie to the next in time, much less worry about trivial things like sleeping, eating, and keeping your phone charged.  There are joking remarks about living out of a backpack, but wait, that's actually not a joke!  If you're serious/obsessed about having a great TIFF experience, a well-packed day bag can make a big difference.

    I'm one of the tardiest people you will ever meet, the only things I make a point of arriving to on-time are plane/train/coach departures and movies.  This often means I'm literally running around my apartment yelling like a crazy person and forgetting half my stuff as I fly out the door.  Forgetting my sunglasses is no big deal when I'm just going to a movie then coming home a couple hours later, but when you have 4 movies lined up for the day and will need to sit in a west-facing Rush line for 1.5 hours in the late afternoon, that's going to be pretty brutal without shades.  Similarly your cell phone battery's unlikely to die mid-movie, even if it does you can remedy the problem shortly.  If your phone dies at 11am and your last movie doesn't finish until 2am, that can get problematic (especially if someone else has your movie tickets!)

    It's common sense to pack a little in advance for travels, and the same applies to TIFF too.  There's no need to go overboard, you are in downtown Toronto after all, your tickets aside, there is little else that you can't get in the city should you forget or suddenly need it.  The following are some essentials that will get you thru the day:

    • A sturdy, lightweight, mid-sized bag.  You're not backpacking across Europe, there's no need for a gigantic backpack.  The weight will just hurt your back, and the size will make it difficult to cram under your seat in the theatre.
    • TIFF Official Film Schedule (aka OFS) and any other schedules you might want for handy reference (ie. P&I schedule)  In years past some of us have also lugged around the Program book for reference, but with everything available online and the Blackberry TIFF app you can consider lightening the load by leaving it at home.  Especially if your laptop is one of the items you need to bring around with you.
    • Camera - SLR, iphone or something in between... you never know who you might spot at TIFF, plus it's fun to take a pic with friends while waiting in line too.
    • Sharpie marker - if you're into the autograph thing, it's the same as the camera, you never know who you might get to meet.
    • Mobile phone charger - These are long days, there's much tweeting to do, many friends to meet up with, odds are your phone WILL die on you at some point.  A/c (aka wall) chargers are pretty compact and the under ground PATH has many a hidden outlet you can use.  Hint:  Metro Hall library is also a good place to charge your devices and have a bit of quiet time should you need it.  Plus I'm told TIFF Lightbox has blackberry charging stations, I've never investigated for myself though.
    • Cereal bars are the handiest snack of all.  They're individually packed, (mostly) nutritious, and don't go bad.  I always have a couple handy in case I don't get a chance to buy food between films.
    • Water bottle - this one's common sense, always stay hydrated!  For space-saving purposes I own one of these, folds flat once it's empty.
    • Light jacket/cardigan for days when I'm not already wearing an outer layer.  Sure you're sweating as you're jogging from Ryerson to Lightbox, but then you're going to freeze halfway through the movie!
    • Laptop/book/some form of entertainment to keep you occupied while in line.  Don't strap your xbox to your back, but everyone has something they do to pass the time, I've seen knitting, hackey sac, and sketchbooks to name a few. As mentioned in previous entries, mine is my tablet/iphone that provides of a combo of internet, ebook, games, and music. (Mobile blogging too!  Might have to test that out this festival)
    • Volunteer t-shirt (where applicable)  Can't volunteer without your shirt! :)
    • Bit of cash is good to have handy, hot dog vendors don't take debit.
    Though this list is meant for those hanging out downtown for an entire day, I must admit I do stop in at home more than the average TIFF-goer since I live just east of the core.  I take my bag of esstentials around in the daytime but if I'm able to go home briefly in the evening I like to leave it all behind and just bring a wallet and camera to my last film of the day.  To facilitate a handy transition I use a small purse that holds the usual... wallet, keys, make-up, hand sanitizer, etc.  I drop the little purse into my mid-sized bag in the day time then pull it out pre-sorted whenever I want.

    Hope everyone has a great festival regardless of what you pack!

    Monday, September 5, 2011

    TIFF Overnighter 2011

    With the start of single ticket sales, we're another step closer to TIFF11.  As it has been for some years now, the intensely (insanely?) devoted could be found outside Metro Centre as early as Friday morning, staking out a good spot for 7am, Saturday September 3rd when the box office begins processing sales.  My good friends J, Sachin, Eddy, and I were amongst these fanatics (not as rookies either!); this blog includes some of my recollections of the night.

    The party began for me around 6:30pm Friday evening after picking up my daytime package; I was armed with camp chair, films notes, tarp (it was still raining when I left), bottled water, and whimsical hoodie.  The boys had been holding a spot for me, Sachin (with the help of our friend Darrin) had been there since 4:30 holding spots for us.  They'd met a kindred film soul in line named John, who was as good as family to us for the remainder of the night.  I sent out my obligatory tweet (#TIFFOvernightLine if you want to see how it played out live) and got settled in for a long night.

    The great thing about pulling an overnighter with a group is you can spell each other off to grab dinner, restock water, take washroom breaks, go to the LCBO for a nightcap (haha), etc.  Other things that helped make our night better included the forecasted rain stopping early, poutine, and comics -- at least that was the magic combo for Eddy.



    During civilized hours we had several visitors stop by to provide moral support, Darrin, Genevieve, Adil, and Jason amongst them.  Even more people tweeted/facebooked to say they were rooting for us.  We persevered with our film lists while simultaneously distracting each other with the standard nerd (movie or otherwise) fodder, by midnight we'd covered all the basics... Star Wars, LOTR, Harry Potter, Kevin Smith and were rehashing our Fan Expo experiences. Eddy lamented that we didn't bring playing cards, someone nearby lamented that nobody brought Settlers of Catan (omg what kind of folks am I camping with?? lol).

    First round of reinforcements (aka round of coffees) came from Jason whom we sucked into our black hole of TIFF conversation in record time.  Yes, this is the thanks you get.  But overnight line hero has to be Chris B. who drove down from Yonge and St. Clair at 2am with a jug of coffee, cheese and cracker packs, and a stack of tuna sandwiches!  It was more than we could finish so we went scouting for tired, famished faces in line.


    Every year I see a few familiar faces, we only ever seem to meet in this line up, so I use the opportunity to do a little catching up.  In the process meeting new friends as we've reached that point in the night where people will come together to talk about any(movie)thing in order to stay awake.  This is where I met a very enthusiastic Nicole Kidman fan and learned of the plot of Dogville in great detail.

    3:30am I started considering sleep when I saw a plastic disc fly through the sky further back in line.  I go investigate and find two fellas (Matt and Mark) tossing a frisbee around!  Being a former frisbee enthusiast I immediately get in on the action after some quick intros, Matt tells me how early he got there and a bit about the films he wants to see between throws. 

    Shortly before 5 I fall prey to my first power nap, and wake to rumblings that they are letting us in shortly.  There's a bit of confusion of the order of things, mutterings of an official line-up list (which some overnight campers did not catch wind of) but in the end the good old-fashioned honor system won out (not to mention with so many keen eyes watching, who would dare sneak in where they don't belong?) 

    Just before going in, Mark, bringer of the frisbee, came by to say thank you for a good game.  I thank him for thinking to bring a frisbee and wish him good luck with his movies.  "Oh," he says, "I'm not really here for that..."  Ok... after he was out of earshot Sachin and I speculated whether Mark knew that there would be a bunch of people lining up and brought the frisbee in hopes someone would want to play, or if he just regularly wandered through Pecault Square in the middle of the night with a frisbee.  Either way, pretty random.

    Once inside members were split into a separate line and Sachin and I found ourselves very well-positioned -- "Membership DOES have its privileges!"  Sachin exclaimed.  From 35th or so outside, we were now in the top 10.  J had a bit of a longer wait though.

    At this point I was really fighting the exhaustion, camera crews were sweeping the line and many people wanted to get a picture of the line as they were coming in.  Though I tried my best to fight it, I'm sure there were still a lot of photos of me, passed out, face smashed against the side of my chair -- sexy.

    6:50am and there's not even time for one final tweet before they direct us to the kiosks, we begin rattling off our long lists of movies so that orders will be ready to 'process' as soon as the clocks strike 7!

    I was later informed that news stories reported disappointment at the TIFF box office that morning, there was a problem with buying online and people not getting what they wanted... I don't know what they were talking about!  I got EVERYTHING I wanted!  Needed 30 tickets and got all 30!  In 6+ years of this line-up, this was the highest success rate I'd ever had! This was echoed by Sachin and other patrons around me at the kiosks.  I say great job TIFF box office!  When I first came in the line set-up looked crazy, but I guess there is a method to your madness.

    The TIFF11 campout itself was mostly pleasant, I was thrilled to have good company to keep me going through the night, some pleasant diversions, and a most pleasing outcome!  See you and your camping chair again next year!

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    AFTERWORD

    About the Cast:

    "Sachin" is a contributing blogger for the TIFF Midnight Madness Blog
    "J" is artistic - here is proof.
    "Eddy" is a connoisseur of film, music, and comic arts.
    "John" is utilizing his 25-and-under "student" status to see premium screenings for only $25.