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    Monday, December 30, 2013

    Are you ready for this? 30 Films in 31 Days starts Jan 1st!

    The years only get crazier and crazier it would seem.  It feels like I've seen less of most folk this year but feel just as close to many of you via your social media feeds...sad or a sign of the times?  Either way I'm just glad I've had a chance to stay connected, in any way that I can.  One of the things I've tried to keep on top of was, of course, what movies many of you have been watching - kudos to those who are already done their Top 10 movies of the year btw, I only started thinking about it 2 days ago (and have been to a movie theatre every day since!)

    January 1st in a mere 2 days away, the start of another new year and another...30 Films in 31 Days movie challenge!

    What started with a handful of movie nerds looking for an excuse to hibernate eight years ago has become a multi-social platform review frenzy, with friends, strangers, and wellwishers alike getting together to generate some buzz about the movies they love, the movies they hate, the movies they love to hate...and everything in between..  As always, tell everyone you know who like movies about us and invite them to participate.  Winter is cold and makes you want to stay inside, and no matter how many movies you try to watch through the year, there are still tons that you need to catch up on.  So why not give 30 films in 31 days a shot?

    Here are the ground rules, same as last year:

    The concept is simple, it is to watch 30 movies within 31 days (during the month of January).

    Films must be feature length or equivalent (so you could technically watch a collection of shorts and it would count as one), can be on disc, digital, 35mm (whatever that is), in theatres, at home, on a plane, etc. You can re-watch movies you’ve seen before, but not watch the same movie twice.

    Participants don’t have to watch the same films (though you might enjoy the social aspect of watching movies together, your call)

    For each film, pls share the title and some thoughts on your viewing experience (as much or as little as you wish.  Please indicate in advance if there will be spoilers) and give it a rating out of 5.  The following are merely suggestions on how to share your mini-reviews: 
    • Tweet and include the hashtag: #30films31days
    • Join our Facebook Group, go to the "Files" tab, select "+Create Doc" and start a document that groups all your reviews together.  (This was our preferred method until Facebook made it so gosh darn complicated)
    • Join our Facebook Group, then create a gallery on your own profile, fill it with images of the movies you've watched and include your reviews in the descriptions, then include the album link in the Group's page.
    • If you have your own blog, post reviews there and then provide links to them on Facebook/Twitter/both
    So film lovers unite! This is a great way to keep yourself occupied during one of the crummiest months of the year, be able to catch up on all those movies you keep meaning to see, learn about new titles from others, and have a chance to get acquainted with and discuss your favourite movies with fellow film enthusiasts!

    Even if you’re not participating, please check back often for movie reviews!

    Along with many different ways to share your reviews, there are also lots of different ways to work 30 films into your schedule.  Some plan out their month, pre-select titles, and assign a film a day.  Others have a movie marathon over a weekend around a particular theme, others just wing it.  My goal this year is to get through the Lord of the Rings Trilogy and The Hobbit (not in one day, not even in one weekend lol), as well The Event Screen at Cineplex Yonge & Dundas is programming a different Tarantino film each week in January, so you may find me there pretty frequently since it's only $6/movie

    30 films is a challenging number to some, a breeze to others.  Over the years we've developed some friendly competition amongst the major players... who will get to 30 first?  who will log the most movies? (don't presume you should stop after 30!) and who will watch the most interesting/unusual films?  These are some serious bragging rights amongst film geeks!

    Hopefully in your own way, as an active participant, curious observer, or mildly amused well-wisher, you will find a way to join in the fun!

    Monday, October 21, 2013

    We Are What We Watch

    Here's another bastardized cliche saying...ever "bite off more than you can write?"  That was me the past couple of weeks, taking on my usual writing assignments for Toronto Film Scene, making a feeble attempt at a bid for a Toronto After Dark Film Fest press pass, and accepting additional movie reviews on top of it all.  My inner thesaurus felt like it'd run dry, and the only words out of my mouth to friends at film screenings & events were frets about looming deadlines.  In short I've been a barrel of laughs, only people were likely laughing at me and not with me.

    When my editor sent around an email asking 'who wants to review a 2.5 hour re-release of a 1963 black & white documentary about the Parisian working class by next week?", I hit reply with "Me! Me! Me!" yes, I'm a heap of pretentious and have some serious issues.  But luckily, Le Joli Mai was far from painful to watch, and 60's Paris is stunning in remastered black & white footage. 



    My full review can be found here: http://thetfs.ca/2013/10/18/review-le-joli-mai/

    The night before Toronto After Dark started, I had bunch of reviews to get done, and even more to do at the office since I was planning to leave work a little early to get to We Are What We Are on Thurs (Oct 17th).  So what did I do?  I got wind of Deadmau5 performing at the Microsoft Surface 2 launch event down the street and went to the show instead.


    What can I say, Deadmau5 never disappoints.  He played a set just shy of 2 hours, which is pretty decent for one of these events.  Also ran into one Mr. Paul Hunter, tech & game blogger extraordinaire.  Always a pleasure to spend time with friends I haven't seen in a long while.

    Thursday: finally, the opening of Toronto After Dark was finally upon us... Nothing quite like an evening of horror with Sachin and Jae, so despite my exhaustion I wasn't going to miss this one.  Plus We Are What We Are was my number one flick to catch at TAD. 


    This is an adaptation by Jim Mickle of the Mexican original of the same title. Mickle also directed another of my recent favourites - Stake Land (2010). We Are What We Are is the quietly creepy tale of a reclusive religious family bound by their traditions and customs...which just happens to include cannibalism. Classifiable under Arthouse Horror, We Are What We Are brings out the beauty rather than the ghastliness of the events that are unfolding. Does that count as glorifying violence and bloodshed? Not more so than a large-breasted woman weilding a gun twice her size, but we'll save the discussion about Bounty Killer for later. Mickle selects a superb cast including Bill Sage as the unstable domineering patriarch, and Ambyr Childers and Julia Garner as his two daughters.  The film builds on psychological terror as opposed to a human feast, although that's worked in there too. I highly recommend it, and if you missed it at After Dark...well, some websites indicate it's to open in theatres within the next few weeks, but I've yet to see a confirmed listing for Toronto.  I did however see a little something on ye olde interwebs...if you're not the law-abiding type...

    Other films I've had a chance to see and review from Toronto After Dark include:


    The Battery
    http://thetfs.ca/2013/10/18/toronto-dark-2013-review-battery/
    Solo
    http://thetfs.ca/2013/10/20/toronto-dark-2013-review-solo/









    That about brings us up to speed.  In the next little while... plans to check out a couple documentary screenings, and I'm finally up to bat with a post on short story adaptations for TFS' Books on Film month.

    Friday, October 4, 2013

    The Films of Fall

    Another new season and the films keep on coming.  I feel like autumn begins for me not at the equinox, but rather with the start of TIFF.  It's been 15 years since I started volunteering and attending the Toronto Film Fest and I've started to develop some of my own TIFF-related jargon over the years.  Every August/early September, when the evening temps dip and I need to put on a jacket and perhaps scarf, I declare that TIFF weather is upon us.  What I really mean is that fall has arrived.

    This year I watched 27 films, my favourite being Dallas Buyers Club, coming next month to theatres. It's more than just Matthew McConaughey and Jared Leto losing a bunch of weight for a role, though that's certainly the first remark on everyone's lips. Their performances as a homophobic-womanizing-cowboy-turned-AIDs-activist and drag queen junkie were engrossing and simply terrific. I know it creeps towards the trumped up Hollywood bio pic side, and they do cast Jennifer Garner as the sympathetic doctor (you do endure less of her dimples though in this film, as it’s not much of a smiley role), but the underlying story is moving and that comes across. You cannot not help but root for them as they skirt around laws, throw their entire fortune into legal battles, and find every loophole to ensure the very best treatment for the ailing.


    As if TIFF wasn't enough, a couple weeks after it was all over, before I was even out of that post-festival daze (the TIFF hangover), I was off to New York.  Sometimes I like to be pretentious and say I am going to NYC in order to attend the New York Film Festival, but I'll come clean that it was really for the shopping.  It just happened to be the first weekend of NYFF as well, so I couldn't resist going to a couple screenings.  It's impossible to see every single film on your TIFF wish list, and for the second year in a row I managed to find a film at NYFF that I couldn't see during TIFF, this year it was Le Week-end.


    Roger Mitchell's film features a strong cast including Jim Broadbent, Lindsay Duncan, and Jeff Goldblum, all of whom were in attendance at the screening. It is a charming and quirky look into love between a senior couple, who have decided to take a weekend trip to Paris to celebrate their 30th anniversary. I feel like if Richard Linklater were to revisit with Jessie and Celine again in their 60's, they would be very much like Meg (Lindsay Duncan) and Nick (Jim Broadbent) struggling to recognize love after affection and patience seem to have widdled away. I'll be the first to admit that portrayals of love between older couples or those who've been together a very long time is sometimes lost on me, I was most definitely entertained by Le Week-end but not as charmed as some of the other members of the audience appeared to be.

    My second film was Google and the World Brain, which first screened at Sundance at the beginning of this year, also the Doc Soup featured doc this month. Google endeavoured to create an online collection of every book every published, a huge undertaking, but along the way violating copyright and arousing suspicions of other underlying intentions. This was actually a project I knew next to nothing about, so I needed the classroom lecture, though it was a bit of a shame that's kind of what it felt like to me. Filmmaker Ben Lewis did explain Google's refusal to give him an interview for the project nor allow him to have any footage of the company's scanning facilities, which didn't leave much else to present on the screen other than talking heads of experts and theorists, and a bit of an H.G. Wells tie-in that allowed scenes of old sci-fi movies to be intercut. I'm not saying I didn't learn something, also I found it interesting that with a current tread of films featuring info-sharing advocates (The Fifth Estate, The Pirate Bay Away From Keyboard, Downloaded, etc), Lewis appears to be standing behind the copyright holders’ stance. Having Ben Lewis present for the Q&A after the screening actually went a long way to improve my overall experience with this film. The documentary is like the homework you must do, in order to benefit from the exploratory Q&A session afterwards.



    Screening at NYFF today, and also an official selection of TIFF, is Hayao Miyazaki’s The Wind Rises. I caught this during what my friends and I affectionately refer to as “Asian night” (more TIFF jargon!) at this year’s TIFF. Every year it seems, there will be one Asian movie, or a night when several Asian movies are screening, and many of us converge at these shows to watch them together. This year it was the screenings of The Wind Rises and Blind Detective (by Johnnie To) at the Elgin Theatre on Sep 11th. Studio Ghibli rep (as Miyazaki was not able to travel to Toronto) confirmed to saddened fans that this was going to be his last film after Miyazaki recently announced his retirement from filmmaking. Described as some of his most mature work, this is along the vein of Ghibli’s nostalgic Japanese life films such as From Up on Poppy Hill, rather than the fantastical (like Spirited Away). Perhaps a little slow and meandering at times, you cannot deny the beauty of the film, with its themes of humanity and mortality.


    Coming up next week at NYFF, and the most stylish film I saw at TIFF13, is Only Lovers Left Alive. Jim Jarmusch does vampires! Not a correlation I would’ve immediately thought of, but the two really enhance each other. Right off the bat you should know it’s slow, but the pacing is deliberate and ties in to create a dreamy moviescape where these reclusive creatures float amongst human beings. I really enjoyed Jarmusch’s vampires, who are earthly and human-like creatures in that they are materialistic collectors, suffer from emotional disorders, and not immune to moments of bad judgement. Tilda Swinton and Tom Huddleston are really quite perfect for their roles. Another highlight of me where seeing the streets of Tangier, what a great place for a vampire to take up residence!



    Don Jon, Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s directorial debut (which he also wrote), was another official selection of TIFF13. I missed it at the festival but caught it in theatres recently. As devoted as I am to JGL, I have to admit this movie left me feeling “meh”. Many of those who have seen this before me have described it as so-so with some parts quite funny, no one really raved. They never really said what made it so-so, and if I had to take a stab I would have to say that the problem lies within the story (I think JGL’s going to do fine as a director). Though completely different characters and personalities, is Don Jon really that dissimilar from (500) Days of Summer? Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy comes to realization it’s all for the best and moves on… Or maybe it has something to do with the likability or there lack of, of the characters? I guess this is part of what makes the movie funny, the sheer ridiculous and expectations of this meathead/princess, but it doesn’t make us care whether they stay together or not. I get that overall it’s supposed to be about character growth more than anything, but what does character growth matter when you don’t care about the character to begin with? Jon’s obsession with porn and his attempts to explain it through narration makes for some hilarious monologues, I can see how it might make some people squirm, I had some genuine laughs there.

    Other films that I missed at TIFF but are now in theatres include Prisoners and Parkland, hopefully I’ll get to see them soon. Even Rush looks pretty good. I’m also excited for 12 Years a Slave and August: Osage County coming later this year.

    Next festival coming up is Toronto After Dark, from Oct 17-25, the full film line-up has been announced. I really hope I get a chance to see We Are What We Are (among a handful of others). Outside of the festival realm, there are also a couple documentaries screening in Toronto soon that have caught my attention. Lost Years will be at the Bloor Hot Docs Cinema on Oct 24th and The Hooping Life at Innis Town Hall on Nov 11th. Hopefully I’ll get out to both, in the meantime you should really check out their websites for full info.

    Finally to keep up with what I'm writing when I'm away from this blog:  http://thetfs.ca/author/ada-wong725gmail-com/

    Thursday, September 12, 2013

    TIFF13 Blast

    Heya readers!

    *listens to crickets chirp*

    Yes, while this rare appearance is to say that I'm currently having a blast at TIFF13, it's also my way of saying despite the insanity that has been my life these past months, I still did think of this blog and you at the business time of my year.  So understandably I'll keep news/updates/shoutouts short as I can...

    It's Day 8 and to address the top questions I get asked:
    Fav film so far:  Dallas Buyers Club
    Hidden gem:  Friends From France

    Other movie notes:
    • Horns has received widely varied reviews - I personally liked it, but didn't love it.  I like how each character had good/bad within themselves, but there was a seriously cheesy plot point, and I had some minor issues with the acting.  Decent soundtrack too.
    • Only Lovers Left Alive lived up to my expectations
    • Seeing Jessica Lange at the Therese Q&A was a definite highlight, she mentioned that The Postman Always Rings Twice (one of her early roles) was actually based on Therese Raquin by Emile Zola.  Nifty trivia
    • The opening monologue in Dom Hemingway delivered by Jude Law about his penis is the monologue to end all monologues.  That is all.
    Other notes:
    • Jessica Chastain just might be one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.  I wouldn't even consider myself a fan of hers, but from two feet away she's flawless, elegant, natural, and warm.
    • Tom Felton has grown up to be a good looking young man as well.
    • Liberte greek yogurt has some very tasty flavours (check em out next to the box office at Metro Centre)
    • Give yourself some extra travel time while in the heart of Festival village.  Between road closures, celeb-seeking crowds, freebies, running into. friends who want to chat, and the insane line-ups at Scotia this year, you'll need it.  I'd also like to note that EcoCabs are not as abundant this year for whatever reason
    As usual I had a great time volunteering at my favourite theatre - the Elgin/Winter Garden.  For those who don't know me from there or within the festival (you are in the minority btw) I'm a volunteer captain at the Elgin have have been since 2002, which is longer than most of the staff.  We've laughed, we've cried, played jokes, had incidents, lost celebs in the underbelly of theatre, had Yonge St business owners spray ticketholders with water because they were blocking his display window, had Viggo Mortensen hop over police barcades, been swarmed by 300+ Johnny Depp fans and the tales go on.  We have a very high returning rate for volunteers at the theatre and I hope we will all do this again next year.  In the meantime I'm done my volunteer commitment and I'm happy to be watching the films instead of working them.

    For those who have wondered where I've been lately in terms of my writing/reviews/blogs... You can find them all on www.thetfs.ca

    Specifically my review of Belle:

    A couple articles from August, our comic books & movies month:

    One of my sorta recent blogs:
    http://thetfs.ca/2013/08/01/paris-vs-new-york-luc-besson/

    Happy TIFFing!

    Ada

    Thursday, June 6, 2013

    Time again to get outside for a movie!

    Although no one has told Mother Nature, summer is just around the corner!  It's my favourite time in Toronto (probably the only time I recommend travellers come to visit Toronto - June to September) for a handful of reason, one of this is the start of a multitude of free outdoor movie screenings that start to happen around the city!

    Seems much of my world starts with the Toronto International Film Festival, and their list of free screenings every Wednesday at David Pecault Square on King West (near John St. - aka the TIFF Bell Lightbox building) has been posted.  The theme this year is "A Summer of Romance"

    July 3 - Moonstruck
    July 10 - City Lights
    July 17 - Sleepless in Seattle
    July 24 - The Way We Were
    July 31 - Clueless
    August 7 - Sense and Sensibility
    August 14 - Roman Holiday
    August 21 - The Notebook



    The Habourfront Centre is one of my favourite places to catch an outdoor flick, the Westjet Stage is covered so you're not instantly soaked in the event of a sudden torrential downpour (happened to me last year at Pecault Square).  Their theme this year is "Invented Worlds".


    Galaxy Quest
    July 10 | 9:00pm
    Top Secret!
    July 24 | 9:00pm
    Streets of Fire
    July 31 | 9:00pm
    That Thing You Do!
    August 14 | 9:00pm
    Josie and the Pussycats
    August 21 | 9:00pm
    Audience Choice
    August 28 | 9:00pm


    Dundas Square has always struck me as a bit of a distracting place to watch a movie, but that doesn't stop many others from enjoying a show when I walk by on Tuesdays.  More "cult classics" this year, including a double bill on August 13th & 20th!

    CITY CINEMA: CULT CLASSICS
    Outdoor Film Screenings, Tuesdays at Sunset, Free Admission

    June 25 – August 27, 2013
    June 25 Pee Wee’s Big Adventure (1985)
    July 2 Army of Darkness (1992)
    July 9 Edward Scissor Hands (1990)
    July 16 Anchorman, The Legend of Ron Burgundy(2004)
    July 23 Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
    July 30 The Goonies (1985)
    August 6 Miller’s Crossing (1990)
    August 13* Strait Jacket (1964)/ Mommie Dearest (1981)
    August 20* Spaceballs (1987)/Serenity (2005)
    August 27 The Godfather (1972)


    I don't know much about "Movies in the Park" in Riverdale, but they list the following:

    July 7 - Top Gun
    July 21 - Goonies
    August 4 - ET The Extra Terrestrial
    August 18 - Ferris Beuller's Day Off


    The complete line-up for the Junction Movie Nights haven't been announcement yet, but they are kicking it off on June 22nd with Buster Keaton's Steamboat Bill Jr. which will feature live musical accompaniment!

    Other free outdoor movie events that may surface later include St. James Park screenings (King St. East between Church & Jarvis), movies at Downsview Park, and perhaps something by the folks at the 519 Church Community Centre.

    So put your money away, grab a blanket/lawn chair instead, and head out to the movies!

    Wednesday, April 24, 2013

    If you're headed to the movies this week...

    Hi movie lovers and spam-bots!

    Not much time to be articulate and wordy this week (hopefully next week?) but I must pause in my daily madness long enough to tell you about 2 must-see movies playing in Toronto that you gotta catch.



    Molly Maxwell's limited engagement at the Carlton Cinemas ends Thursday (unless they extend it?  Please extend it!)  I'll use this review from TFS to sum it up as I don't have the time.  When it comes to 'coming of age' films, this is even better than Perks of Being A Wallflower (yes yes, I know there's better, but I'm grasping for recent examples in a hurry).  Molly lives the life I've always dreamed for my adolescence, to be surrounded by freaks and have parents who let me do whatever I want, but clearly emotional turmoil touches everyone as they navigate their adolescence.  There's something so fresh and authentic about the story.  It's thought provoking and relate-able, and the leads have an incredible chemistry.  I'd love to see this again sometime.



    What I need to see again now is Trance, Danny Boyle's latest, which I saw a couple weeks ago at a preview and described as "Inception but with a sense of humour" (ok maybe not quite as intellectually stimulating, my buddy and I could guess what was going on early in the movie)  It's really much more than that. Another Ada soundbite:  "It's like what Shallow Grave would have been if it had a budget", actually I had that impression right after seeing the trailer.  Unfortunately it's a limited release that's not getting the rave reviews I think it deserves.  Granted I preface every recommendation I've made for Trance with "I'm a huge Danny Boyle fan, but I thought Trance was amazing".  It's at AMC Yonge & Dundas this week and moving to the Carlton starting Friday.  Despite guessing some plot details early on, I still enjoyed watching the transfer of power between characters (one of my favourite things about Shallow Grave), Boyle's trippy cinematic style, and of course his always-stellar soundtrack.  I had a really good time and I think you might too.

    Check these films out on the big screen while you still can!

    Wednesday, April 17, 2013

    Monkeys!

    ...now that I have your attention ;)

    This is Cesare...


    He is a snappy dresser and understands Russian.

    For other great monkey sidekicks, check out my latest post on the I Heart Movies website.

    Tuesday, April 16, 2013

    Top Tarantino Non-Music Movie Moments

    Back in December, as a means of hyping the upcoming opening of Django Unchained in Theatres, I wrote an article that appeared on the Scene Creek website about my Top 5 Tarantino Movie Music Moments.  In the process of choosing my 5 favs, I combed through a lot of scenes, where I discovered that although QT is often revered for his great musical timing and track selection, he can create an equally memorable scene with little or no use of music at all.  Seriously, is there anything the man can't do?  So, on the occasion of the Blu-Ray/DVD release of Django Unchained (today - April 16th), I wanted to share a handful of Quentin Tarantino's finest non-musical moments (in chronological order).

    You'll have to forgive me in advance for heavily favouring Pulp Fiction, truth of the matter is that PF is my favourite QT movie, I've seen it the most times, can recite the most dialogue from it, and I'm a little pressed for time in my "real life" commitments (how I've missed blogging on my own site, where I can include these inserts and fess up to such things...)

    [Insert spoiler alerts, etc etc...]

    1) The hallway shot as Jules and Vincent get ready to bust in on Brett & company (Pulp Fiction)



    Early in the film we are introduced to Vincent Vega and Jules Winfield, a couple of henchmen on their way to retreive a briefcase for their boss Marsellus Wallace.  As they enter the apartment of Brett & company, who have ripped off Marsellus, they share some gossip about their colleague Antoine, who was rumoured to have been thrown off a fourth floor balcony for giving Marsellus' wife, Mia Wallace, a foot massage.  This conversation continues as they make their way down a long hallway, pauses briefly as they stop outside of the apartment door to check the time, and continues when they realize they're early and Jules decides "No, it's not time yet. Let's hang back."  I love this scene natrually for its technical achievement, one long take consisting of a tracking shot all the way until they arrive at the door, at which point the camera becomes stationary, panning to follow Vincent and Jules while they continue debating the intimate nature of a foot massage, as if the camera itself is now becoming impatient for them to get on with their job.  Switching from a track to a panning shot was an excellent decision, I think the impatience winds up rubbing off on the audience too, creating a sort of tension.  Despite that we are oddly curious how this food massage conversation is going to go too, Vincent ultimately says one thing that wins him the argument, and it's hella funny watching Jules react.  It amuses me to no end watching a couple of low-level gangsters gossip on their way to a job, it's so nonchalant but badass at the same time.  I think it helps to set the tone for the entire film.

    2) Uncomfortable silence over dinner at Jack Rabbit's Slim's (Pulp Fiction)



    Ok, I'm already blatantly cheating with this scene, as a musical soundtrack does run throughout the entire scene.  In my defense, the track ("Rumble on the Docks" by Link Wray according to the internet) was not deemed important enough by QT to be included in the soundtrack, and I think the music establishes more of an attitude and overall atmosphere rather than the song itself becoming exclusively associated with the scene. Vincent Vega's been asked by the big man to take his wife Mia out for an evening while he's away.  Mia's choice is dinner at Jack Rabbit Slim's 50's themed diner.  They sit at their booth (a converted car) and begin to converse and get acquainted, food is ordered, Vincent inquires about Mia's five dollar shake ("You don't put bourbon in it?), etc. Shortly thereafter is a long drawn out silence.  The music actually swells slightly in volume emphasizing the lack of conversation as they look at each other from across the table.  Finally Mia breaks the ice by commenting on the unpleasantness of the silence "Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?...That's when you know you've found somebody really special: you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence."  I live by these words.  Ok fine, the first quote I ever found on this subject matter was actually "True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable" but it was around the same time as Pulp Fiction was made, and to this date, if you ever sit in on a relaxed meal with me and either of my best friends, you will experience these comfortable silences firsthand.  I don't know if Quentin agrees with this statement he wrote for Mia, but it applies to me on a very personal level, hence this scene is a favourite.

    3) The adrenaline shot (Pulp Fiction)


    Who needs music with everything else that is going on in this scene?  When Mia accidentally overdoses, Vincent has no one to turn to other than his dealer Lance.  After Vincent crashes his car outside Lance's house and the two have a quick heated argument, they bring the dying Mia inside to try and revive her.  The hilarious bickering continues as they scramble around the house readying the adrenaline shot that will save the mob boss' wife.  Lance digs fruitlessly in his spare room freaking out looking for a little black medical book, while his wife points out "if it's so important, why don't you keep it with the shot?"  Actually, I don't think I can accurately describe the comedy of this scene in a way that will do it justice... read these long excepts if you're inclined, it's amazing even just in written form:

    Lance: [answering the phone] Hello.
    Vincent: Lance! It's Vincent. I'm in big fuckin' trouble, man. I'm coming to your house.
    Lance: Whoa. Whoa. Hold your horses, man. What's the problem?
    Vincent: I've got this chick, she fuckin' O.D.in' on me!
    Lance: Well, don't bring her here! I'm not even fuckin' joking with you, man! Do not be bringing some fucked-up pooh-bah to my house!
    Vincent: No choice.
    Lance: She's O.D.in'?
    Vincent: She's fuckin' dyin' on me, man!
    Lance: Okay, then you bite the fuckin' bullet, take her to a hospital and call a lawyer.
    Vincent: Negative.
    Lance: This is not my fuckin' problem, man! You fucked her up, you fuckin' deal with this!
    Lance: Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller! 
    Lance: You are not bringing this fucked-up bitch into my house!
    Vincent: This fucked-up bitch is Marsellus Wallace's wife! Do you know who Marsellus Wallace is? Do you? If she croaks on me, I'm a fuckin' greasespot! 

    Jody: [seeing Mia on the floor] Who's she?
    Lance: Look, go to the fridge and get the thing with the O.D. adrenalin shot.
    Jody: What's wrong with her?
    Vincent: She's O.D.ing!
    Jody: Get her the hell outta her!
    Lance, Vincent: GET THE SHOT!
    Jody: Fuck you! Fuck you, too!
    Vincent: What a fuckin' bitch!
    Lance: You just keep talking to her, all right? She's getting the shot, I'm gonna get my little black medical book.
    Vincent: What the fuck do you need a medical book for?
    Lance: I've never had to give an adrenalin shot.
    Vincent: You never give an adrenalin shot?
    Lance: I've never had to, all right! I don't go joy-poppin' with bubble-gummers! My friends can handle their highs!
    Vincent: GET THE SHOT!

    Vincent: [Lance is looking for a medical book] Hurry up, Lance! We're losing her!
    Lance: I'm lookin' as fast as I can!
    Jody: [to Vincent] What's he looking for?
    Vincent: I dunno. Some book.
    Jody: [to Lance] What're you looking for?
    Lance: A little black medical book!
    Jody: What're you looking for?
    Lance: A little black fuckin' medical book! It's like a textbook they give to nurses.
    Jody: I never saw no medical book.
    Lance: Trust me, I have one.
    Jody: Well, if it's so important, why don't you keep it with the shot?
    Lance: I DON'T KNOW! STOP BOTHERING ME!
    Jody: Listen, while you're looking for it, that girl's gonna die on our carpet! You're never gonna find anything in this mess!
    Lance: I'm gonna fuckin' kill you IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!
    Vincent: [from the other room] STOP ARGUING AND GET IN HERE!
    Lance: [handing Vincent the needle] Here, I'll tell you what to do.
    Vincent: No no no no man, man I ain't giving her... You... you, you're gonna give her the shot...
    Lance: No, you're gonna give her the shot...
    Vincent: I ain't givin' her the shot...
    Lance: Well, I ain't givin' her the shot!
    Vincent: I never done this before!
    Lance: Yeah, I ain't ever done it before either, alright? I ain't starting now! Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing bitch over to your house, then I give her the shot. Give her the shot.
    Vincent: [taking the needle] Give it to me.
    Jody: [handing him the marker] Here.
    Vincent: [Taking the marker] Gimme that. 
    Lance: You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she's got, uh, breastplate...
    [taps Mia's chest]
    Lance: So you gotta pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.
    [demonstrates]
    Vincent: I-I gotta stab her three times?
    Lance: No, you don't gotta fucking stab her three times! You gotta stab her once, but it's gotta be hard enough to break through her breastplate into her heart, and then once you do that, you press down on the plunger.
    Vincent: What happens after that?
    Lance: I'm kinda curious about that myself...

    Lance: If you're all right, then say something.
    Mia: Something. 

    4) The Trailer battle between The Bride and Elle Driver (Kill Bill Volume 2)


    There's no shortage of sword fights and other battles in the two Kill Bill movies but this one is my favourite. The Bride is presumed dead, and Elle has done away with Budd and taken his Hanzo samurai sword.  But when Beatrix Kiddo rises from the grave (literally) they have an epic battle inside the tiny trailer, they use their swords but also resort to much less graceful tactics as well as the fighting becomes more savage.  Elle gets a can of spat out tobacco in the face and later is almost drowned in the toilet.  They send each other flying across the room and through walls, hair-pulling and crotch-kicking all come into play.  Music does play a part in the finale of the fight, which has a gasp-worthy and most appropriate ending.  Fine, it doesn't prove my no-music point, but if you want to see it all ends... http://youtu.be/RWwGXIjxbnI

    5) Hans Landa meets the "Italian film crew" (Inglourious Basterds)


    Like the adrenaline shot scene of Pulp Fiction, here is another insanely funny scene that's riddled with tension at the same time.  This is the funniest scene in Inglourious Basterds, I still giggle every time. After their original plans go horribly awry, Plan B to infiltrate the "Nation's Pride" movie premiere and destroy the group of SS officials is for the very American Lt. Aldo Raine and his fellow Basterds, Donnie Donowitz and Pfc. Hirschberg, to impersonate an Italian stuntman and camera crew and accompany Brigette Von Hammersmark to the exclusive event.  The reasoning behind this is that Germans don't have an ear for Italian so they are less likely to speak to the imposters nor notice their inauthentic accents.  Unfortunately for them, they encounter the fluent Colonel Hans Landa, who not only sees through them in an instant but toys with them feigning ignorance.  Everyone manages to stay in character, even when Aldo aka Enzo Golomi is asked to repeatedly say his name ("Gorlaaaami" according to Aldo), but the look on Brigette's face says it all.


    Bonus: Opening scene of Django Unchained


    I'm biased towards this scene because it not only serves as the introduction for one of Tarantino's greatest characters, Dr. King Schultz, but it is also hysterically funny and QT-indulgent in the greatest possible way.  As a writer who likes to throw in big words and double entendres, I enjoy watching others do it, and applaud extra loudly when it's well-executed.   The scene begins with the Speck Brothers leading a handful of chained slaves in the darkness, from a distance a wagon approaches with a comically large molar tooth on a spring swaying back and forth with a slight creaking as the wagon moves.  A jovial Dr. King Schultz, a German dentist now living in the Pre-Civil War America, approaches inquiring about the Speck Brothers and the slaves that they are transporting.  In an ironic turn, the good doctor speaks with his German accent but using sophisticated vocabulary meanwhile the Speck Brothers need things dumbed down.  (Schultz: "I wish to parlay with you",  Ace Speck: "Speak English") Schultz also goes on to use the word "caterwauling" which is an excellent choice, indulgently intellectual selection but perfect for the scene. I'll leave you to watch the rest of the scene and the movie on your own.

    Happy Django day everyone!

    Friday, April 12, 2013

    The Place Beyond the Pines


    Opening today is The Place Beyond the Pines starring Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper, and Eva Mendes.  It's a drama about multi-generational events that link two families, though you'd never know that based on the trailer and early online synopsis.  I know I'm sometimes pretty misguided, but three of us walked into the theatre having learned about The Place Beyond the Pines through different sources, and not one of us walked out having seen the movie we expected.

    I first heard about Pines around the time of the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival where it premiered.  With Gosling and Cooper in the leading roles, the movie could have been about how to cut out paper snowflakes and I still would've been interested, but Cameron Bailey of TIFF informed us that we were in for a cinematic treat.  The trailer also echoes Bailey's synopsis.  What I got from these, in the most simplistic sense, was that "this is like Drive, but with a motorcycle".  Not even close!  After seeing the film I revised that statement to "It's like Crash, but with fewer characters" (Actually for the very few who have seen it, it's actually like Disconnect, but with police corruption instead of cyber bullying) I digress as this has little forbearance on the film, the media is misleading, but we already knew that.

    The Place Beyond the Pines is directed by Derek Cianfrance, who most recently gave us Blue Valentine.  It received a lot of rave reviews, but I was decidedly not a fan.  Cianfrance seems to take an interest in the corrosion of relationships over time, with a glimpse of joy and redemption wrapped in a memory of better times.  These are not easy things to portray with complete seriousness in a film, his storytelling skills are strong enough for him to execute with success though. Cameron Bailey also mentions Cianfrance's "insight into the strange ways of men".  This comment made me laugh.  I think Derek Cianfrance and I know some pretty different men.

    Speculation aside, what you need to know about this movie and whether to see it:  It's NOT Drive with a motorcycle.  There's actually a lot of story packed into the film's 2hr 20min running time, potentially enough for two separate films, and that's what this movie sometimes felt like.  Luke (Ryan Gosling), as the stunt cyclist trying to do right for the son he never knew he had, is complex and interesting enough to have his own film.  His noncommittal ways with his son's mother, Romina (Eva Mendes), and his quiet insistence on suddenly becoming a part of their lives could be explored more extensively.  Nevermind his morally ambiguous decision to start robbing banks in order to provide for them.  On Avery's (Bradley Cooper) side of the story, we have the ambitious rookie cop's heroics, the fight against police corruption, meteoric rise in career, and quiet battle with his conscience over the single act that started it all.  This end of the story actually felt a little compressed to me.  There's nothing wrong with being concise and to leave your audience wanting more, in fact Luke's story had me feeling just that, but Avery's portion felt choppy and left me feeling less engaged in that second half.  Cianfrance ties the two together nicely for his finale, I'm not left feeling entirely like I've watched two separate movies, but to say the story is brilliantly intertwined would be an overstatement. 

    Also to note:  If you get motion sickness, skip the first few rows in the theatre.  Shakey-cam does come into play for some pivitol scenes.

    I think The Place Beyond the Pines is worth seeing, but do so without expectations, less distraction this way.  Bottom line is that it features some fine performances and has an original movie narrative, it's not something you'll see every day.

    3/5

    Friday, April 5, 2013

    New Blog!...In which I probably tell you nothng new...

    (I was going to update my twitter after posting this blog with the above tagline, which led me to think, why not just make it the title?)

    So I figured since I haven't been writing any new posts, I should at least tell you what I have been writing.

    My March masterpiece:

    Just when you thought it was safe to get back into the shower:
    http://www.iheartmoviesto.com/what-movies-have-taught-us-its-not-safe-to-shower-alone/

    I had a very fun weekend of watching ridiculous 90's horror movies in preparation for that.  Such memorable scenes...





    Read the article to see my final pick. ;)


    Yep, the girl who doesn't like Audrey Hepburn wrote about Audrey Hepburn.  Inspired by Vahram Muratyan, I'm trying to come up with a movie version in which I compare works about Paris & New York by directors/writers/actors/etc.  Stay tuned in the coming months for posts about Luc Besson, Woody Allen, and Julie Delphy.

    Try as I might, I'm still not a fan of Funny Face.  Breakfast at Tiffany's is pretty good though (it was my 2nd time watching both films).  Found this great still of Breakfast at Tiffany's online of Audrey looking lovely with the very adorable Cat.


    Coming up: another "What The Movies Have Taught Us" column, and I'm working on a post specifically for this blog.

    Movies I'm looking forward to seeing:  Trance directed by Danny Boyle opens next week (so excited!), and we're just over a month away from Gatsby by Baz Luhrmann.

    If you need something in between... Django Unchained, my 2012 fav, comes out on blu ray etc. on April 16th.

    Also on the 16th is the Fleetwood Mac concert in Toronto, that's not really movie-related (nor do I have a ticket to go...yet??? Contact me if you know a non-scalper that is looking to unload tickets!) but the Stevie Nicks documentary and In Conversation session at TIFF Lightbox is.

    Finally I can't in good conscience post a film blog today without mentioning Roger Ebert.  The loss of Mr. Ebert has affected not just Hollywood and the entertainment industry, it's sad reaches extend to anyone who's ever read a movie review.  His weekly show with Gene Siskel and then Richard Roeper was both informative and entertaining, from which I took diligent notes back in the pre-internet days.  At The Movies was where I first learned about the existence of a little film called Ghost World, directed by a guy named Terry Zwigoff based on some book by Daniel Clowes.  For those who know me well, you'll know that Ghost World is one of my top three films, Terry Zwigoff among my list of respected directors, and Daniel Clowes one of my favourite illustrators.  Thank you for that (among many) 5 minute review Mr. Ebert, you opened up my world and helped foster an interest in not only the movie Ghost World, but also the work of Scarlett Johanssen and the world of comic arts.

    Wednesday, March 6, 2013

    30 Films in 31 Days - 2013 Edition

    This collective entry is over 2 months late, but if you were following me on Twitter or the part of the Facebook group, you will know that I diligently plowed through 41 films during the month of January.  As my numbers hover around the 40-film mark instead of 30, I guess it's mounting proof that my social life is not what it once was.  No matter, it's the movies that count!

    As many of you are aware, the premise of the "30 Films in 31 Days" challenge is to try and watch 30 films during the month of January, write a mini review for each and give it a rating out of 5.  Though even those basic guidelines are loosely adhered to, the main point is to try and watch a lot of movies and have fun.  In addition to Facebook, where everyone posted extensive lists and we interacted via the comments sections and the group wall, I also saw some twitter updates using the #30films31days hashtag.  Kudos to those who were articulate enough to write a review in 140 characters!  So whether you made it to 30 movies or 3, I'd like to thank all of this years participants for a month of geeky fun.

    A few collected stats about my movie-watching this January:

    Total films watched:  41
    Films I'd never seen before:  23 (over half! That's a lot for me)
    Number of Chinese films:  6
    Number of Canadian films:  3

    Themes:

    Some years participants will select movies based on a particular theme, or choose a particular type of movie... I believe one of our regular participants, Veronica, watched a majority of Chinese films.  Great way to embrace your heritage :) 

    I had a few themes/categories in mind.  I began the challenge with the intent of seeing some Wes Anderson films, which quickly gave way to some Chinese period action, then a few musicals.  What I did try to do was watch as many Oscar condenders as I could, especially those with Best Picture nominations.  Some of my other selections were a direct result of other participants posting reviews and piquing my curiosity (Catfish and Chronicle seemed to be popular titles amongst the group this year).  I attended a portion of my friend Chris' Aliens movie marathon, and plowed through a bunch of Wai-keung Lau & Alan Mak movies towards the end.


    2013 Films:

      1) Moonrise Kingdom – Dir. Wes Anderson
      2) Fantastic Mr. Fox – Dir. Wes Anderson
      3) 2 Days in New York – Dir. Julie Delpy
      4) Chronicle – Dir. Josh Trank
      5) The Flying Swords of Dragon Gate – Dir. Tsui Hark
      6) Pitch Perfect – Dir. Jason Moore
      7) Warriors of Heaven and Earth – Dir. He Ping
      8) Magic Mike - Dir. Steven Soderbergh
      9) The Faculty - Dir. Robert Rodriguez
    10) Butter - Dir. Jim Field Smith
    11) Help! - Dir. Richard Lester
    12) Across the Universe - Dir. Julie Traynor
    13) Rock of Ages - Dir. Adam Shankman
    14) Cosmopolis - Dir. David Cronenberg
    15) Anna Karenina - Dir. Joe Wright
    16) Starbuck - Dir. Ken Scott
    17) Gangster Squad - Dir. Ruben Fleischer
    18) Everything Must Go - Dir. Dan Rush
    19) Zero Dark Thirty - Dir. Kathryn Bigelow
    20) Textuality – Dir. Warren Sonoda
    21) Lincoln – Dir. Steven Spielberg
    22) Le Cercle Rouge - Dir. Jean-Pierre Melville
    23) The Diving Bell and The Butterfly - Dir. Julian Schnabel
    24) Alien - Dir. Ridley Scott
    25) Aliens - Dir. James Cameron
    26) Dr. Plonk - Dir. Rolf de Heer
    27) The Artist - Dir. Michel Hazanavicius
    28) The Silent War - Dir. Felix Chong & Alan Mak
    29) Mansfield Park - Dir. Patricia Rozema
    30) Catfish - Dir. Henry Joost & Ariel Schulman
    31) Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters - Dir. Tommy Wirkola
    32) Overheard - Dir. Felix Chong & Alan Mak
    33) Overheard 2 - Dir. Felix Chong & Alan Mak
    34) Django Unchained - Dir. Quentin Tarantino
    35) Die Hard - Dir. John McTiernan
    36) Infernal Affairs - Dir. Wai-keung Lau & Alan Mak
    37) The Departed - Dir. Martin Scorsese
    38) Infernal Affairs 2 - Dir. Wai-keung Lau & Alan Mak
    39) The Dark Knight Rises - Dir. Christopher Nolan
    40) River's Edge - Dir. Tim Hunter
    41) Beasts of the Southern Wild - Dir. Benh Zeitlin


    1.  Moonrise Kingdom – Dir. Wes Anderson

    I feel like this isn’t the first time I’ve kicked off 30 films with a Wes Anderson film.  Rightly so, his work is easily digestible, quirky, a little dark, and yes, a little pretentious but balanced by an artistic campiness that you can’t help but be intrigued by.  That’s just me anyway.  Moonrise Kingdom, despite being all of the above, was also the best love story of 2012.  In short it’s about two troubled kids running off together on a camping exploration trip, woven in with family dysfunction (my fav!), dark humour, and childhood innocence and precociousness.  This is told through the camera with Wes Anderson’s signature long panning shots, they looked great as did the production design.
    4/5

    2.  Fantastic Mr. Fox – Dir. Wes Anderson

    If George Clooney were a fox, he would be Mr. Fox.  This movie is based on the beloved book by Ronald Dahl, but with a lot more “cussing” (best part about it).  It’s a stop-motion animation that employs all the signature Wes Anderson camera styles, and a lot of fun to look at.  Tho it has a number of positive reviews, I wasn’t quite as sold on Mr. Fox and this movie.  There was something about the pacing that frustrated me half-way through, it wasn’t that I wanted the move to be over per se, but I became very impatient for movie to get on with it.  Also (and I haven’t done my research or anything for these reviews) I wasn’t entirely sure who the intended audience for this movie was?  It’s supposed to be a family comedy but the jokes are decidedly more adult (not in the R-rated way… if you’ve seen the movie, “cuss”ing is the perfect example, I laughed almost every time but I don’t see how an 8 year old will find that funny) and I’m not sure kids today will exactly be bowled over by stop-motion.  I may have elevated expectations when it comes to Wes Anderson, but I honestly though Moonrise Kingdom is a much more appealing family film than Fantastic Mr. Fox.
    2.5/5

    3. 2 Days in New York – Dir. Julie Delpy

    This is the follow-up to Julie Delpy’s terrific 2007 directorial debut “2 Days in Paris” in which she co-starred with Adam Goldberg.  In the sequel Marion’s had a child with her previous partner, Jack (Goldberg from the last film), but now living with Mingus (Chris Rock…awesome!) in New York.  In the 2 days we visit with them, her father (played by Delpy’s real father, Albert Delpy) and sister have come from Paris for a visit (with a crazy ex of Marion’s in tow).  Events play out much in the same way as the first film, with familial idiosyncrasies escalating into a psychotic catharsis.  Is it practically the same movie, yeah, kind of, but I really liked it anyway.
    4/5

    4. Chronicle - Dir. Josh Trank

    I watched this because it felt like half the 30 films facebook group had watched it and the reviews were coming back positive.  Turns out, the group has good tastes ;) 3 highschoolers begin developing super powers after discovering an underground cave and getting a little too close to its contents, but it’s not all just fun and games… with great power comes great responsibility…  I’m going to steal one line from Jon Doyle’s review because I can’t say it better myself:  “Once again parenting is at the center of what kind of Superhero you become.  Liked the plot device of telekenitic camera work to prevent the nauseating wobbly camcorder bullshit.”… also providing more shorts with all three of them in frame.
    3.5/5

    5. The Flying Swords of Dragon Gate – Dir. Tsui Hark

    As I was watching this I kept thinking “wow I haven’t seen this much CGI in a Chinese period epic since Detective Dee”… but of course, same too-much-money-to-spend director… I guess I just liked Tsui Hark better when he still had to work on a tight budget.  When these sword battles focused on the fighting itself than the beautiful slow-motion of splintering wood and whatever the flying dart equivalent of bullet-time is called.  The story takes place three years after the first Dragon Inn (from 1992, which Tsui Hark also had a hand in), tied very loosely to historic events,  which are not worth rehashing.  Suffice to say there are bad guys, badder guys, treasure hunters, a fugitive and her protector, who all converge on Dragon Gate Inn with a vicious sandstorm approaching.  Loyalties are questioned, identities are mistaken, sides must be chosen, and gold must be found.  That’s the premise for a lot of deceit, trickery, and sword-fighting.  It’s alright, especially the second half, it has you guessing and engrossed.  I just have personal reservations about battle epics like these ones being shot in digital, I spent the 80’s and 90’s watching many films like this one, so you can see why it doesn’t look quite right to me.  *shrug*
    3/5

    6. Pitch Perfect – Dir. Jason Moore

    Normally I'm not all aboard the Glee train, but (like Glee) this movie seemed to get rave reviews all around. It was dinner/movie date night with my friend Mara, neither of us had seen, so we threw it on. Great decision. Aspiring DJ Beca (who's fond of the mash-ups) joins the college accapella group, the Barden Bellas, in order to apease her father. In a lot of ways it's like Bring It On but with singing instead of cheerleading. Anna Kendrick and especially Rebel Wilson's one-liners provide terrific entertainment, tunes are good, people are pretty, pace is energetic and story decent. I'd watch it again.
    3.5/5

    7. Warriors of Heaven and Earth – Dir. He Ping

    It's been a while (almost 10 years?) since I've watched this Tang Dynasty epic, once again based in history but actual events made up. I'm just going to copy and paste the plot as I have no hope in hell or articulating into words:

    "North of the vast 8th century Tang dynasty Chinese empire, the commercially and culturally priceless silk route is controlled by 36 friendly Buddhist kingdoms. Their are threatened by Turkic nomad tribes, the caravans also by brigand bands. Japanese scholar Lai Qimay not return home until the emperor is satisfied with his missions to retrieve refugees from the barren border lands. The last is competent imperial lieutenant Li, who was proscribed for refusing to execute Turkic prisoners. He now lives among fellow warriors for hire as caravan escorts. Lai Qi and Li reach a gentleman's agreement to postpone their lethal duel till after the safe arrival of a caravan including a young Buddhist monk and his mysterious freight. When Turkic warlord Khan's daughter's hand seals an alliance with brigand sword master An, the only way out is trough the grimly dry Gobi desert." - IMDB

    At the time this was made, there was less collaboration between HK and mainland China in the Chinese film industry and this was primarily mainland, of which I was not a fan, but this one was a notable exception. It's a pretty simple story with complexities added in the characters instead, the scenery is stunning, swords are always clashing, and the battles bloody. If you like Game of Thrones and can handle 2 hrs of subtitles I think you'll really enjoy this.
    4/5

    8. Magic Mike - Dir. Steven Soderbergh

    I originally wanted to watch Magic Mike because Soderbergh directed it... how snobby am I?? Ultimately I give not a damn who directed it. There's a story in there somewhere, I think it has to do with redemption but it's masked by too many attractive people constantly in state of undress for me to care. Actually, to be serious for a split second, I really liked the way Brooke's character spoke and interacted with those around her, call it terrible acting or awkward or whatever, but to me the halting, half-emotionless, words-tumbling-out delivery of her lines seemed more real and appropriate for her character than eloquence and smooth delivery would've been. Anyway, beautiful men, very little clothing, lots of dancing... mesmerizing movie...
    3.5/5

    9. The Faculty - Dir. Robert Rodriguez

    Thing I liked most about this movie: the nerdy loser guy swears just as much as all his cooler, badder counterparts. That's realism. Anyway, this is your usual fun Rodriguez romp with gore, freak-outs, zombies/monsters infiltrating our peaceful towns, and only a mis-matched band of outcasts to save us all. He keeps you on edge and guessing. Some of this is remarkably 90's (well, hey, it was made in the 90's) so it's nostalgic and nauseating at the same time, but fun to hear some Offspring in the opening scene. The Breakfast Club ending doesn't go off quite as well as... well, The Breakfast Club. And why must they always symbolize that things are looking up for the freak by making her cease to wear black? That frustrates me endlessly. I'm nit-picking though, the movie was fun.
    3.5/5

    10. Butter - Dir. Jim Field Smith

    Here we delve into the dark cutthroat world of....butter-carving! It's throphy-wife Jennifer Garner struggling to hold onto the family's claim to the state butter-carving title vs. the most adorable street-smart little girl who's been bounced around the foster system. They have some help from a local car salesman and a vengeful stripper (a dark-haired Olivia Wilde who was totally channeling Mila Jovovich). When it comes time to make comparisons, Drop Dead Gorgeous comes to mind, but Butter doesn't reach those extremes (therefore less hysterics from me). It is more heartfelt I guess...
    3/5

    11. Help! - Dir. Richard Lester

    Ringo's receives a gift from a fan that turns out to be a gaudy sacrificial ring from an evil eastern cult, whomever wears the ring will be painted red and sacrificed, and now he can't get the ring off...help! And so the ludicrous-ness goes on. I think all the Beatles live-action movies are pure ridiculousness, this is no exception, but it is kinda funny if you like the schlocky groan-worthy humour. It's so bad it's almost kinda good. Certainly can't complain about the music right?
    2/5

    12. Across the Universe - Dir. Julie Traynor

    One of my favourite musicals. I don't know why something like this didn't exist sooner, the Beatles repertoire is definitely big enough and diverse enough to spin an tale around. And Across the Universe isn't just a simple black & white plot either, it's got subplots, ambiguity, politics, and much more. But if I had to sum it up, it would be the story of young Jude crossing the pod and being taken under the wing of Ivy-league drop-out Max, they escape to New York to live the bohemian East Village life and we are introduced to their cast of colour friends. The boy-meets-girl element is when Jude meets Max's younger sister Lucy, everything is peachy at first but her political convictions in the protests against Vietnam begin to tear them apart. So many songs used in just the perfect place. Allow me a sappy moment, my fav is still: I Just Seen a Face.
    4/5

    13. Rock of Ages - Dir. Adam Shankman

    Small town girl meets city boy who works at *the* rock club on the strip, but will their newfound love survive fame, disillusioned rockstars (that look Tom Cruise covered in cheesey tattoos) and lame misunderstandings? Meanwhile the mayor's evil wife zones in on the clubs troubles in attempts to close them down, what will become of them all? Ok, I get this is a musical but the plot is still seriously flimsy, the rest of the film barely makes up for it. The movie overall is fun in that the songs are good, but I'm laughing at the plot, the characters, the numbers as opposed to with them (if I'm supposed to be laughing at all). The people are pretty and Russell Brand is always entertaining. Catherine Zeta-Jones was the only person in the entire film who did any decent dancing, and Julianne Hough gave me hair envy.
    2/5

    14. Cosmopolis - Dir. David Cronenberg

    Antiviral by Brandon Cronenberg was one of the most torturous things I had to watch in 2012, but it's almost entertaining compared to his father's Cosmopolis. Think of the most boring cultural theory lecture you've ever had to sit through and imagine sitting through the same lecture for 20 weeks in a row, that's how I felt watching this movie. Societal critique is one thing but you can't build a movie based on an endless conversation of such, especially if you're just going over the same message again and again... Rob Pattinson is a young gazillionaire who appears to spend most of his life in his limo fucking and otherwise speculating about the state of the economy and society with random associates... something almost interesting happens at the end (the movie vastly improves as soon as Paul Giamatti hits the screen by unfortunately by then I've stopped caring about the movie and the plot) and I genuinely likes the last scene (prob because it signified the end!)
    1/5 (0.5 for Giamatti, 0.5 for production design which was pretty slick)

    15. Anna Karenina - Dir. Joe Wright

    Another TIFF'12 film that didn't get nearly as much attention as expected. It's a re-teaming of director Joe Wright and Keira Knightley, doing what they do best. So you'll either like it, or you're already sick of it. It's based on the book of the same title by Tolstoy, and what makes it stand out from Joe Wright's previous films is the innovative set designs, most of which are within a theatre with the spaces completely redesigned. It's a reasonable running time (under 2 hours) compared to all the epics that have been released this past holiday season, and also features beautiful costumes and quality acting. Keria Knightley seems to exhibit less and less range the more I see of her, but she's within her comfort zone here and does her job well in the title role. I tend to like period dramas so I'm an easily captivated audience, but even I have to point out that there was a major lull in the 3rd quarter of this movie, so that's a good time to go get your popcorn refilled.
    3/5

    16. Starbuck - Dir. Ken Scott

    This is a French Canadian film based on true events about a man who discovers that through his sperm donations in the past, has fathered 500+ children, 142 of which what to find out his identity. I missed this at TIFF a couple years ago but glad I got a chance to see it. Great balance of humour, and delight. It's stays relatively light-hearted but is touching at the same time watching this 40 year old slacker try to anonymously take on fatherly responsibilities to help the troubled youths who are out to find him. All the while he must make important decisions that will greatly affect his fragile relationship and fledgling family.
    4/5

    17.  Gangster Squad - Dir. Ruben Fleischer

    With release delayed and edits made after the theatre shooting tragedy this past summer, I think something in this spirit of this movie got quashed. That being said I wasn’t expecting genius from this 40’s throwback about a hard boiled cop named O’Mara (Josh Brolin) trying to clean up Hollywood by taking down notorious fighter-turned-mobster Mickey Cohen (Sean Penn), he’s aided by a secret squad of officers including the handsome (but out of place Ryan Gosling as…) Sgt. Jerry Wooters who just happens to be in love with moll Gracie Faraday (coincidentally Cohen’s girl)…therefore I rather enjoyed it.  The production values are there, and with the exception of Gosling, who does his best to embody his role but somehow just doesn’t fit in, the cast gives strong performances.  I’m a terrible person to guage what’s an appropriate amount of violence (I was raised on John Woo gunfire and worship Quentin Tarantino), I’ve seen the movie theatre clip that they cut out of the film (where they literally burst through a movie theatre screen with machine guns and open fire… amazing!) and hope they put it back in somewhere with the blu-ray release.
    3.5/5

    18.  Everything Must Go - Dir. Dan Rush

    This is the Will Ferrell movie for people who don’t like Will Ferrell.  He plays a corporate figure struggling with alcoholism and on the day we meet him, he’s just been fired from his job and his wife has thrown him out leaving all his things on his lawn.  The movie is an understated look as his journey towards redemption and the unlikely characters (a local maid’s neglected son and a pregnant new neighbor awaiting the arrival of her husband) who nudge him in the right direction.  It’s a bit of a slow start but well worth sticking with, it’s a simple story but he will have you rooting for him.
    3.5/5

    19.  Zero Dark Thirty - Dir. Kathryn Bigelow

    I really had to psych myself up to watch this one, but considering I passed on Hunt Locker in 2008 and then it won Best Picture (still have never seen it) I felt like I should give this a shot.  Thankfully I’d also read a fellow 30 Films participants’ review and was forewarned it was a good long wait for any action.  If there’s anyone who does not know, the film centres around one woman’s relentless determination in the search for Osama Bin Laden. (I would hope everyone knows how the story ends)  Jessica Chastain does a fine job in her role, but I’m now on the bandwagon that Kathryn Bigelow should have been nominated for Best Director.  If it hadn’t been for the stellar direction of this film, I don’t think I would have made it through.  This stuff so isn’t my cup of tea, but the pacing and ups and downs in the story were just enough to keep me watching.  If the topic is of interest to you, I highly recommend you give this movie a watch, it’s terrific.  But at the same time, I never need to see it again.
    3.5/5

    20. Textuality – Dir. Warren Sonoda

    A little bit more CanCon for my list.  This one is a little Rom Com shot in Toronto, there’s a play on words in the title for this movie about a guy and girl who are dating multiple people and doing all the wrong things to themselves instead of figuring out they should be with one another.  The gimmick thrown in is vast amount of communication between members of the opposite sex via texting and bbm-ing.  Points for trying, and I love seeing Carly Pope on the screen, but this movie is neither here nor there.  Our main characters are defying convention through the film but then suddenly love turns on a light and their end scene is flat and clichéd?  I resented that the texting/bbm-ing was just a gimmick and utterly unnecessary, anything they did via messaging could have been replaced by virtually any form of electronic communication, it had no bearing on the story.  The one interesting dimension that the film makes no commentary on is that in the mobile messaging age, one is essentially able to flirt and cheat with a third party while in the presence of your partner.  Anyway I digress ...  My point is, the movie though cute at times, was overall so captivating that I picked up my phone and began sending texts myself while watching.
    2/5

    21. Lincoln – Dir. Steven Spielberg

    Oscar favourite. Historic epic. Made me fall asleep FIVE times (I backed up to where I dozed off after I woke up each time so I probably was in fact watching this movie for closer to 4 hours). Overall it was brutal. Daniel Day Lewis, Sally Field, and Tommy Lee Jones are terrific but I guess ultimately it wasn't enough to pique my interest in this chapter of American history. My interest was only piqued in the moments where the Lincolns' family life was foregrounded, and that wasn't nearly often enough.

    2/5

    22. Le Cercle Rouge - Dir. Jean-Pierre Melville

    I really wanted to like Le Cercle Rouge as I consider myself a fan of Noir and French New Wave, and appreciate the talent of Alain Delon. However I found this one a bit too clinical and barren, think that's a symptom of Melville. Little dialogue, very to-the-point actions with little elaboration. It's a worthwhile watch and an important contribution to the heist genre, but did not live up to my expectations.

    2.5/5

    23. The Diving Bell and The Butterfly - Dir. Julian Schnabel

    A moving tale about French Elle fashion editor who suffers a stroke leaving him with locked-in syndrome (full mental capacity but with no way to communicate due to complete paralysis) and his struggle to relearn to communicate with only the use of one eye. Using this method of communication he expresses his thoughts, joys, regrets etc. as he writes a book about his experiences. Amazing story, and I fully admit I'm a bit heartless towards these types of tales, I completely understand this got the rave reviews it did and I liked the movie very much... but it's just not 5 material for me...

    4/5

    24. Alien - Dir. Ridley Scott

    Forgot to review a couple of movies...squeezing them back in... Been a while since I've seen the 1979 original and it still holds up. Understated in comparison but still plenty suspenseful CGI or not. Overall I thought the film looked good, and appropriate for the movie that will serve to introduce us to the series and its setting.

    3/5

    25. Aliens - Dir. James Cameron

    When I think of the Aliens series, this movie is the quintessential representation. The first time I ever got caught to cutting class was when my friend Christopher and I stayed home to watch this movie, so it has a special place in my heart. Special effects had apparently made leaps and bounds since 1979, but not so much that's all crisp and glossed over as in current day. I think one of the things that makes this work is that things are fuzzy and sometimes a little hard to see, that's what you'd encounter in real life. Anyway, a fine example of a sci-fi thriller.

    3.5/5

    26. Dr. Plonk - Dir. Rolf de Heer

    Before the entire world feel in love with The Artist, there was another little silent throw-back film that screened at TIFF from Australia called Dr. Plonk about a scientist in 1907 who makes a mistaken discovery that the world is going to end in 2008. In order to prove his theory, he builds a time machine to travel to the end of time. Dr. Plonk is actually more Buster Keaton and even Chaplin than The Artist, it's got more of the physical/slapstick comedy. It's not as compelling a story nor is the dog as cute (still cute tho...), lags a bit in the middle, but a fun time overall if you like old silent movies.

    3/5

    27. The Artist - Dir. Michel Hazanavicius

    The Artist brought back the love for silent films, but watching The Artist back to back with Dr. Plonk makes me think that perhaps The Artist actually brought back the love of old Hollywood as opposed to silent films themselves...? Dr. Plonk is done up like a real Keaton-esque silent film, The Artist is more like Sunset Boulevard commenting on an era that has past... Not to say it's not fantastic, I love The Artist, it's one of my favs.

    4.5/5

    28. The Silent War - Dir. Felix Chong & Alan Mak

    From one of the finest writing teams out of Hong Kong... I think as their repertoire grows, Mak/Chong teeter between genius and over-complicated in their plots. However The Silent War doesn't fall within these parameters... what begins as a great premise for an spy/espionage tale (Chinese spy agency recruits a blind man with very acute hearing to find secret enemy radio broadcasts) starts to lag in the 2nd half and stumbles in pacing. One of my favourite aspects of Mak/Chong's stories is when they incorporate personal relationships/emotions into main plot, though even that can be a hit and miss. In The Silent War they got it right, but it wasn't enough to redeem the movie...overall, it was a tad boring.

    2.5/5

    29. Mansfield Park - Dir. Patricia Rozema

    This is my favourite Jane Austen adaptation (not that I can calm to have seen all the BBC versions). Bright young headstrong girl aspiring to be a writer who does not wish to live by the days' conformity of being socially and financially settled in marriage (disregarding the heart's desire and any hesitations it might have) must ascertain the truth behind a suitor's affections towards her, all the while watching her best friend and true love court another. Include witty British humour and beautiful soundtrack... I'm not saying it's for everyone, but I adore it.

    4/5

    30. Catfish - Dir. Henry Joost & Ariel Schulman

    Another popular title amongst the 30 Films group, and one I've been meaning to watch. Alleged documentary about a NYC photographer who strikes up an online friendship with a young painter and her family, only things are not what they seems, which the filmmakers discover when they travel to pay the family a surprise visit. If nothing else, Catfish is unique and the story propels it forward. I really enjoyed it, despite one of the handheld shots making me want to puke (as I was sitting too close to the tv), thought they cut it well and paced it well. Just not sure if I'd re-watch it numerous times.

    3.5/5

    31. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters - Dir. Tommy Wirkola

    Went to the preview screening of this last week, with high hopes following last year's Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. This is far inferior, an adaptation that takes little from the original story, uses rudimentary storytelling (white white = good!) and only makes the occasional hokey fairytale joke that's so bad it's really not worth it at all. It's only saving grace is the copious amounts of eye candy... in the form of Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, and a shitload of largely pointless action sequences. Keep in mind, I'm rating this based on the fact I didn't have to pay to see this. If these 90 mins had cost me near $20 (It's 3D imax) I'd be demanding a refund.

    1.5/5

    32. Overheard - Dir. Felix Chong & Alan Mak

    Basically grabbed whatever Felix Chong/Alan Mak movies I had off the shelf and started watching... This is one of their best (not *the* best tho) about a team of officers on a surveillance case, each with their own personal problems and conflicting motivations... who feel the lure of insider trading in relation to the case they're gathering evidence on. Magnificent story, and while most of us in North America don't keep close tabs on the stock market (individual stocks in particular) it's a common part of HK culture, even so I was completely hooked on the events within the movie. Best cop/crime dramas to come from HK since John Woo's reign in the 90's.

    5/5

    33. Overheard 2 - Dir. Felix Chong & Alan Mak

    In the unrelated sequel, the writing team fails to deliver big time! Bringing back some of the cast but to play different roles was an interesting idea, but the story in Overheard 2 was too convoluted - it didn't help that my copy had Google Translate subtitles that didn't make a lot of sense so I had to rely on the Cantonese alone. I always praise the Chinese cop/gangster speak (ie. much of the feel of the film is lost in translation... imagine Goodfellas without all the wise guy lingo) but let's face it, sometimes I still need a quick translation to confirm their reference is indeed a code for what I think it is. Either way, I found the twists needlessly complicated, overall I understood the reasons why who lived and who died, but my headed was all clouded up from plot details that didn't matter so much after all. It also made the film feel so much longer.

    2/5

    34. Django Unchained - Dir. Quentin Tarantino

    I'm a bit behind on my reviews, and I need the blog hits, so to save time please see review here: http://blogginginoblivion.blogspot.ca/2012/12/its-very-django-christmas.html It was my second viewing, and while I'm still in love with Christoph Waltz, I would have to say in the 2nd viewing Leonardo DiCaprio's performance really grew on me. He's so good (Waltz is still a little better), he really deserved more acting nominations this awards season.

    4.5/5

    35. Die Hard - Dir. John McTiernan

    Often touted as a Christmas classic by many of my friends, Die Hard is of course much more. NYPD cop takes justice into his own hands when a young Alan Rickman (how did I forget he was the villain?) and his fellow German terrorist clan takes a corporate building, and those inside, hostage. It's a 2 hr adrenaline rush, lots of action, lots of guns, bit of clever banter in between, and things blow up. In short, it's a good time.

    3.5/5

    36. Infernal Affairs - Dir. Wai-keung Lau & Alan Mak

    I'd been waiting all month to see this on the big screen. Cop/crime/gangster thrillers are Hong Kong's bread and butter, and this is among (if not *the*) finest offering of them all. The tale even caught Hollywood's attention, where it was remade into The Departed. I noticed in the screening that the subtitles were not dead on, instead altered so that they furthered the story instead of just being a straight translation (which doesn't always work when, like all cop/gangster dialects, lines are filled with slangs and other references). It's an interwoven tale about infiltrating the other side, mixed loyalties, blurring the black and the white between the Hong Kong police and the Triad society. The story is powerful as any classic John Woo, but more concise without the flowery dramatics, yet not so stark as Jean-Pierre Melville.

    5/5

    37. The Departed - Dir. Martin Scorsese

    Hollywood remake of Infernal Affairs... goes from faithfully re-created scenes to entirely new additions. It's got a longer running time at 2.5 hrs (compared to Infernal Affairs' 2 hours) as it delves more into character background (which actually comes from the plot of Infernal Affairs 2). If you're only going to make one film, I guess that background does help give your story some depth, but also teeters on the edge of "do we really care?" Maybe it was because I was in hour 3 of sitting in a theatre but I was starting to get a little drowsy at one point. Things I liked most about The Departed: Mark Wahlberg's character (a role adapted from a character that appears in Infernal Affairs 2, but not the first movie), and the combination of the female characters in one (Vera Farmiga)... the connection works and when there is no sequel and no chance to expand on the characters, it's best to have fewer small roles.

    3.5/5

    38. Infernal Affairs 2 - Dir. Wai-keung Lau & Alan Mak

    Terrific prequel of Infernal Affairs, delving into the history and past allegiances of the two main characters. It creates a rich tale that supports the future motivations of not just the main characters, but a couple of the supporting characters as well. The writers tie in family, love, and friendships. Carina Lau (an actress whose work I admire) makes an appearance as Mary, wife of future mob boss Sam, who commands her own crew and is devoted to seeing her husband rise to the top, resorting to acts of ruthlessness when he won't. She's a strong and amazing character. Also, I must point out the quirkiness, it's not just a bunch of series cop banter... my favourite scene is when Inspector Wong and his partner are at a stakeout of sorts, they argue about what they think will go down, who should be in charge, etc... all while eating popsicles. LOL! Priceless.

    4.5/5 (0.5 off for a potential plot hole when relating back to the first movie. Feel free to inquire if you've seen the movies)

    39. The Dark Knight Rises - Dir. Christopher Nolan

    That's three times I've seen Dark Knight Rises within a 6 month period and I still can't decide whether I like the 2nd or 3rd better. Really, I think Christian Bale and Christopher Nolan were just made for each other. Mock their utter and complete seriousness all you want, the end product they produce works. Anne Hathaway also surprised me in her competent portrayal of Selina Kyle (Catwoman), I had my doubts when she was first cast. My main disappointment was the under-utilization of Juno Temple, but there really wasn't much point to her character so it's hard to make nothing into something. These are all just random points I'm plucking out of the air. Overall I love this movie, one of my top films of 2012.

    4.5/5

    40. River's Edge - Dir. Tim Hunter

    Little indie film from the 80's based on a true story about a high school girl who is killed by another in her circle and their mutual friends decide to conceal the truth. Disaffected youth, skewed loyalties, to me it's like a forerunner of Kids (and other Larry Clark, Gus Van Sant even) starring a blend of pretty faces (Keanu Reeves, Ione Skye) and amazing talent (Crispin Glover, Dennis Hopper). It's like the antithesis of John Hughes, but a great movie in its own right.

    3.5/5

    41. Beasts of the Southern Wild - Dir. Benh Zeitlin

    Thought I'd wrap it up with an Oscar contender. This one is a glimpse of life through the eyes of young Hushpuppy whose home is being washed away by floods, threatening her community's very existence. As they struggle to maintain their way of life (a blend of poverty and primal), further complications arise with Hushpuppy's father's failing health. What it boils down to is an innocent, optimistic young girl who has no idea of her true lot in life, and how she is better for it. At least I think that's what it's about. I can appreciate the movie's unique point of view, it's environmental warnings, and the truly amazing performance by Quvenzhané Wallis. But if you expect tears and anguish and gushing reviews...boy have you got the wrong audience. I liked it when I initially watched it, but have given it very little thought since. Overall, not my cup of tea. I'm kinda heartless :P

    3/5 (I would've given it 3.5 initially but turns out it's not very memorable...as I wrote this review 3 weeks after I watched the movie)